How to Tell if you're a nerd

1. You ask before using an elevator.
2. When you make a blog about the '"fun" subject of math you read all the terms of agreement. 
3. You bring homework to a sports game.
4. You sit in the schoolyard all day on a snow day.
5. At the top of your lungs you yell "excuse me"after every fart.
6. You forget that toilet paper is not your pants.
7. Your favorite magazine is called "mathematics".
8. You check everything to make positive that it is correct.
9. In the middle of math class you dance to "the math song".
10. You dry clean you're suspenders to not ruin them.