Are you a redneck?

1. You go to a family reunion just to meet girls.
2. You tell people the bathroom is that outhouse a couple yards away
3. You buy your kids toys from a pet store
4. Your last words will be "Watch This!"
5. You are told by your parents on a first date to bait her hook.
6. Every 1 out of 50 words you say is in the dictionary.
7. You go through a city and think there are some strange trees.
8. Your agreed with your wife to buy a toilet and it ends up in your front yard.
9. You break your wife's favorite china and fix it with duct tape.
10. You find the first tuck ever made and say it looks brand new.

How to Tell if you're a nerd

1. You ask before using an elevator.
2. When you make a blog about the '"fun" subject of math you read all the terms of agreement. 
3. You bring homework to a sports game.
4. You sit in the schoolyard all day on a snow day.
5. At the top of your lungs you yell "excuse me"after every fart.
6. You forget that toilet paper is not your pants.
7. Your favorite magazine is called "mathematics".
8. You check everything to make positive that it is correct.
9. In the middle of math class you dance to "the math song".
10. You dry clean you're suspenders to not ruin them.