tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64840910952550529432024-02-08T08:41:59.124-08:00Top Ten Lists My name is Luke and thank you so much for looking at my comedy blog. I have worked very hard on this and I hope you like my jokes. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a comment.Luketjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11284922661523717260noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484091095255052943.post-20061072438744092612012-12-17T14:07:00.002-08:002012-12-17T14:07:38.229-08:00Are you a redneck?<br />
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You go to a family reunion just to meet girls.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You tell people the bathroom is that outhouse a couple yards away</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You buy your kids toys from a pet store</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Your last words will be "Watch This!"</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You are told by your parents on a first date to bait her hook.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Every 1 out of 50 words you say is in the dictionary.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You go through a city and think there are some strange trees.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Your agreed with your wife to buy a toilet and it ends up in your front yard.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You break your wife's favorite china and fix it with duct tape.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You find the first tuck ever made and say it looks brand new.</span></li>
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Luketjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11284922661523717260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484091095255052943.post-11731881437120786412012-12-16T18:37:00.000-08:002012-12-16T18:37:26.634-08:00How to Tell if you're a nerd<h4>
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<li><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You ask before using an elevator.</span></b></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">When you make a blog about the '"fun" subject of math you read all the terms of agreement. </span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You bring homework to a sports game.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You sit in the schoolyard all day on a snow day.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">At the top of your lungs you yell "excuse me"after every fart.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You forget that toilet paper is not your pants.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Your favorite magazine is called "mathematics".</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You check everything to make positive that it is correct.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">In the middle of math class you dance to "the math song".</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You dry clean you're suspenders to not ruin them. </span></li>
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